YouTube star Antoine Dodson publicly renounced his homosexuality in an announcement on Facebook. He’s become something called the True Chosen Hebrew Israelite descended of Judah. Given religion’s track record on praying the gay away, I’m fairly certain we’ll be seeing Dodson back to his normal meme-tastic self again pretty soon.
Check out his full statement on Facebook and these other five status updates that are total nonsense.
1. #stupid. (via guyism.com)
2. Hey, thanks for the laugh. Sincerely, me and the other half of the world. (via buzzfeed.com)
3. I’m sure it was a short read and filled with plenty of spelling errors. (via failbook.com)
4. I don’t know what language this post was written in but it definitely isn’t English. (via idiotsonfb.tumblr.com)
5. Spoken like a true teen mom. (via sociallystupid.com)