As though that wasn’t great enough, it’s also WORLD NAKED GARDENING DAY, as in “May the Fourth is the day to get naked and grow your own celery.”
The pun doesn’t flow as effortlessly with that one, but I swear, it really is World Naked Gardening Day tomorrow, and if you don’t believe me, check out this webpage which features lots of NSFW pictures of people with their tomatoes out. Sadly, this pic is photoshopped from our old Dumbest Things To Do With Your Clothes Off gallery, but we don’t see any reason why you shouldn’t get out there and do some actual naked Star Wars gardening tomorrow. And when you do, take some pictures and tweet em out using the hashtag #nakedstarwarsgardening. It’s important we do this you guys. FOR AMERICA.
Here are some possible costume ideas:
-Get several friends and wear nothing but Tuskan Raider masks. Garden in single file lines, to hide your numbers, but nothing else.
-Wear nothing but a Chewbacca Bandolier, with laser-crossbow themed trowel.
-Get naked and paint your face red and black like Darth Maul. Attach another rake to the handle of your existing rake for “nude double lightsaber raking action.”
-Don’t wear a costume. Just strip down, garden, and keep repeating “Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?”
We mean it.
This May the fourth, take a picture of your naked Star Wars Gardening. Tweet it to @DumbasaBlog with the hashtag #nakedstarwarsgardening
May the forth be with you as you garden without any clothes on!
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