After you bite it, kick the bucket and shuffle off this mortal coil, how do you want to spend eternity? In a boring old graveyard? On somebody’s mantle in a badly decorated room? Scattered at sea? How dullsville!
There are plenty more exciting burial alternatives for you to consider.
You can become a fireworks show. You can become a tasty meal for birds. You can even ask Keith Richards to snort you. And that’s just the tip of the dumb-berg when it comes to your after-death accommodations. Check out our gallery of awesomely dumb things to do with your dead body.
Because dying is easy, but choosing only one of these freaky final resting places? That’s gonna be hard.