Get ready Waffle House, because you’re about to get some new west coast customers. A recent article in Wired reported that Middle America is getting it’s very own Facebook data center this year. The plan is for the new data center to service all those Facebook fails coming out of Americas Heartland. Here are just a few samples of the Facebook posts and status updates it’ll be serving.
1. Mommy Creepiest. (via failbook.com)
2. “How I Met Your Mother”; the crazy addition. (via brobible.com)
3. Sure, but please leave the 1860s at home? (via
4. Bad parenting skills? Yes you can! (via unfriendable.com)
5. With or without a college degree, we highly doubt it. (via dreamoftheblueturtles.tumblr.com)