Martin Andrews is a British man who busy ruining a batch of laundry – as any bachelor would do – when he noticed a splotch on his shirt looked like Jesus.
The splotch was immaculately conceived after Andrews accidentally spilled some fabric softener on his T-shirt. However, in order to actually see “Fabric Softener Jesus”, you have to treat the T-shirt a lot like you would any ‘religious miracle.’ By turning it upside down, squinting your eyes, and letting your imagination run wild. Once you do, you’re almost able to make out a human figure with it’s arms stretched out.
The image went viral as soon as Andrews uploaded it online and ever since then he’s been doing a lot of cheek turning, because the responses have been less than Christian…
Some say it looks like a juggler or Bob Marley, while others say it just looks like a T-shirt some klutz ruined. Me? I’m getting more of a Scott Stapp kind of vibe.
This isn’t the first time (nor will it be the last) that the Son of God has graced us with his presence in an unusual place. He’s made appearances in a gold fish cracker, bathroom mold, and a dog’s anus. He’s pretty much popped up anywhere you’d normally associate with a crack head’s apartment.
No word yet on what Andrews is planning to do with the T-shirt but it doesn’t take a leap of faith to guess that eBay is gonna’ be involved.