In an incident that seems to be torn straight from The Onion, three men attending an annual cultural festival in the Saudi Arabian capital of Riyadh were ejected for being “too handsome”.
The officials (who apparently have the mentality of an insecure teenager with a bed-wetting problem) were so afraid that the women attending the festival wouldn’t be able to control themselves at the mere sight of their chiseled physique that they “took urgent measures to deport the three to Abu Dhabi.” I guess the situation was so dire that the whole festival must have been on the verge of turning into a “Girls Gone Wild” DVD.
I don’t want to sound like I’m casting judgment on another culture but when you’re drawing everything you know about women from an Axe Body Spray commercial, you may have a problem.
At least they actually let the women stay for the festival. Baby steps.
Image: This is not one of the evicted dudes, this the best-looking man tagged “Saudi Arabia” that we could find on iStock. Congratulations anon dude for being our go-to handsome guy for this story!