Cookie Monster was arrested last week for allegedly shoving a toddler in Times Square. Even though it was probably just a lone act by an evil man in a cuddly costume, it does give the inarticulate cookie fiend a bad rap.
While Elmo is the less loveable, significantly more annoying off the two (STOP GIGGLING AND GROW A PAIR!), it doesn’t say much for Sesame Street when you see his doubles getting into trouble, either.
Scope more disturbing evidence that these sketchy furballs don’t just have issues, they have a whole subscription: