This idiot wants to transform himself into a maxi pad. I don’t know why he, like Prince Charles, didn’t choose a tampon as his eventual goal — pads are clearly the less cool menstruation absorber. They’re like diapers. Tampons are sleek, nearly invisible cotton bullets with string.
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