Kate Upton, Sports Illustrated cover girl, made news this weekend after an 83-year-old man kissed her.
Can this woman please fire her publicist?
Granted, the 83-year-old was golf legend Arnold Palmer, so I suppose if you were a gorgeous swimsuit model, and you were going to put yourself in a situation where the entire right side of your face was going to smell like old guy, I guess it’s a little more tolerable if at the hands of a living legend?
I don’t know.
What I do know is that for a super hot “It Girl,” this isn’t the first crap publicity op Kate’s been on. Anybody remember where the Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot took place this year? That’s right ANTARCTICA. Literally every other Sports Illustrated swimsuit model gets a trip to a tropical beach, and their discomfort is limited to perhaps a little too much sun, or some sand in the b-hole, and they send this chick to Hoth?
And as though this magical mystery publicity tour wasn’t enough, her other high profile appearances have involved regular video shoots with known creep Terry Richardson, some weird kid who asked her to his prom, and an innuendo filled Today Show interview sitting next to a guy who just admitted crapping his pants at the White House.
You’re a very pretty girl, and if you keep this up, you’re on that road to a Christie Brinkley-type “holy crap, am I really having sex with Billy Joel?” moment.
Fire your publicist before that happens, and get someone better.
Maybe that kid who offered Megan Fox a rose is available?