Have you ever wished your dog looked more like a drag queen?  You’re in luck!  Virtual dog makeovers are the perfect thing to do at your desk while you pretend to be working.

You can pile eyeliner, eyeshadow and mascara on your pooch.  You can give Rover fetching accessories like hair clips, earrings and wedding veils.  This is the craze that is not sweeping the nation — but it will in about ten seconds flat.  Of course you want to know more…

The best part is that they are super easy.  No PhotoShop needed.  Here’s Alvin, a Chinese Crested Hairless that you might remember from our Dumbest Dog Breeds Ever photo gallery…

Is it Joan Rivers?  Or zombie Jennifer Aniston? Either way, Alvin looks awesome.

And here’s Butters with a fab new ‘do:

Thank you Mary Kay for your awesome virtual makeover site.  It is the funnest thing ever.  Everyone who owns a dog will now stop working until they produce multiple snaps of their dog with an updo and then the world economy will crash… but it’s totally worth it.

Who knows — someday I might even try the site with a human photo.

Images: Top, my dog Stan who you might recognize from our Dumbest Things People Do on Facebook gallery.  Middle: Shana Silverman. Bottom: Marise F.

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