Social networking may boost self-esteem but bust self-control, according to a recent study. That would explain why some Facebook posts look like they were written in a drunken stupor. At least the companies advertising on Facebook will be happy because nothing says profits like an idiot with a credit card and no willpower. Check out these 15 Facebook status updates that are so dumb they’re out of control.

1. Too bad you can’t photoshop a better personality. (via whatsoeverpleasesme.tumblr.com)

2. Placement where exactly, the school for English fools? (via brobible.com)

3. It’s funny because he doesn’t even know you exist. (via aavatardis.tumblr.com)

4. Random question: Why does someone put a magnet up their nose? (via failbook.com)

5. Type the number 1 and see who the most gullible people on Facebook are. (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)

6. It would have been a much shorter movie. (via failbook.com)

7. I wonder why? (via ashleyelizabeth1020.tumblr.com)

8. “Oh come on, no one could possibly be that dumb.”–The guy who wrote the instructional manual. (via aavatardis.tumblr.com)