Obama’s “indestructible” limo, pictured, got benched in The Holy Land, reportedly brought down by an embarrassingly simple mistake — someone filled it with diesel instead of super premium.*

D’OH!

Better yet, a citizen of the USA was allegedly responsible, according to an Israeli news station that was quick to point the finger of blame away from their attendants, and straight at a mystery ‘merican.

Now, speaking of stupid transportation stories, want to see over a dozen giant bunnies I spied on top of a double decker bus?  Of course you do.

These bunnies were just outside the truTV offices.  How can you not take a pic when you see a bus full of improv comedians who needed to make a buck and put on the suit fluffy rabbits?

I knew they were advertising something, now thanks to the magic of internet I know it was promo for new chocolates that don’t have artificial stuff in them.  They are called Unreal but they’re real, get it?  And no, that’s not the Crunch fitness bunny.  Or maybe it is, maybe it’s his (her?) comeback.  But seriously, always wondered why M&M’s have artificial stuff in them — since when are chocolate and sugar in need of faux flavorings?  These Unreal chocs look awesome, and no, I wasn’t paid one piece of candy to say it.  Thing is, I usually rely on my British relations to smuggle me Smarties which are just like M&M’s but colored with beets and also have no artificial flavors.  Thanks bus full of bunnies — now I don’t have to be as nice to my UK family.

Oh and yeah, I was screaming at the bus and waving, “BUNNINES BUNNIES! OVER HERE BUNNIES!”  If anyone from high school saw me, I just wanna say that was not me.

Private to Unreal: I was a dancing leaf  — I will bunny for you any time.  Call me!

Sources: World’s Most Indestructible Limo Breaks Down, Again & Unreal Bunny Apology Tour

*Thanks Timothy, for clearing up our dumb mistake

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