There are some things that are totally acceptable to say to your dog, but never ever your date. Unless you both have established a mutually beneficial rapport that supports such derogatory language.
For instance, telling your date, “Down! Down, girl!” could be deemed offensive. As could, “Looks like we need to trim a turd out of your assbeard.”
Stay out of the doghouse by keeping this dialogue between you and your furry best friend (not your date):
25 Things You Can Say To Your Dog But Not Your Date
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