Did you know there were no female leprechauns in Irish folklore? Well, that would certainly explain the heavy drinking. It was St. Patrick’s Day yesterday and the Guinness was flowing almost as fast as the failarious Facebook status updates. Here are five of the dumbest posts that these unlucky people are going to have to explain to their friends.

1. And in other news, a Los Angeles man was hospitalized after being beaten by an elderly man. (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)

2. I quickly lost my faith in humanity because of this post. (via areyouevenreadingthis.tumblr.com)

3.  Poseidon just slowly put down his trident and did a facepalm. (via guyism.com)

4. Alphabetical lists are so un ‘murican. (via brobible.com)

5. Nothing is impossible for the people who gave us the robo-butt. (via berryandrew.tumblr.com)

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