An Oakland University student was kicked out of school recently for writing an advanced critical writing essay about his sexy English teacher. The students were told to write about any subject under the sun, so this guy choose his bombshell professor. Hey, we don’t blame him — write what ya know! Now the former student is suing the school for a cool $2.2 million, due to violating his First Amendment rights.
Just what exactly was it that tossed him in the university doghouse? Check out this snippet from his essay, which details Professor Sexypants’ smokin’ upper-lip mole: