New Jersey might call themselves The Garden State but most people only think of them farming Snooki and pollution.  And now, NJ is furthering their image by hanging up dead vultures.  NJ stringing up dead birds to get rid of buzzards via Freewheelin’

If your cow has been pressing the snooze button, now you know why. Dairy farmers say daylight saving throws cows for a loop, too  via Crowley Cheese

What’s better than frickin’ sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their fricken heads? Killer dolphins trained to attack enemy combat swimmers who may be wearing special knives or pistols fixed to their heads recently got horny and left their posts. This should end well. Ukrainian Killer Dolphins Deserted to Seek Mates – Expert

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