Our world is always coming up with dumb products that “make life easier.”
Geez, using a blanket is so hard. Let’s manufacture a fleece cover-up with sleeves and call it a Snuggie — problem solved! I received three Snuggies for Christmas 2008; two blue and one zebra-print for those evenings I wanted to impress. When 2009 hit, I tossed ‘em.
Luckily idiot inventors are still coming up with asinine crap for store shelves — like toaster chicken — a processed poultry Pop-Tart that’s ready to eat in under two minutes! This and more dumb products that prove our lives are pretty much over: