Jumping toddlers, punting your coffee, slapping dogs and kicking each other down the stairs — nothing is too nasty for kitties.

That said, nothing is better than actually seeing their evil doings in action.

From riding turtles to trashing paintings — this is the one dumb video you need to watch now and send to all your friends.  What, you thought you might work today?  Please.  It’s Friday!  Plus the unemployment rate just dropped to 7.7% — a four-year low.  If your boss fires you for watching cat videos, there will be another gig right around the corner!*

And now, the most excellent stupid video of the day:

*We are totes not responsible if you get canned for watching cat videos

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