Tipping can be a confusing act of generosity. Restaurants are easy. Twenty percent and not a dime less unless your waitress douses you in Diet Coke.
You’re supposed to tip your hair stylist and maybe baristas should be treated like bartenders; a dollar or more a drink? I’m not sure. Latte me know if you know. Get it? Latte me know? Anywho…
All I know for sure is this tip is complete crap. Dude delivered 85 pizzas! That’s at least 20 trips to the car and back — loading up the Toyota with pies and then handing them to the cheap jerks who placed the order. Check it out:
LOOK: Pizza Delivery Guy Gets Ridiculously Lousy Tip On Expensive Bill
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