Maybe the potty was really, really good-looking?
An Ohio man was arrested last weekend after yelling at a few innocent bags of tobacco at a local smoke shop. The public nuisance was immediately placed in a holding cell, where he then confessed his undying love to a pretty sexy urinal. Check out the video above to watch the inanimate object-lover’s antics go down.
Hey, at least he didn’t dunk his head into a bucket of urine like this idiot. The bucket probably wouldn’t have been his type, anyway.