Get ready for snaps of Kim Jong Un, Dennis Rodman’s BFF, in the bathroom mirror:  North Korea recently announced it’ll allow Internet usage through cell phones. Unfortunately for the people of North Korea, only foreign visitors will have the luxury of posting things like boring Instagrams.of their food.  At this rate, North Koreans will be posting idiotic Facebook comments in about fifty years. Here’s a sneak peek at what they’ll have to look forward to:

1. Post the emergency on Facebook and if the post gets more than ten likes 911 will respond, said no one ever. (via buzzfeed.com)

2. Wise dumb words.  (via guyism.com)

3. Clearly, the bar must be set very low. (via failbook.com)

4. Question: Just how did you make it this far in life? (via brobible.com)

5. Not many people know this, but this is actually the Joker’s origin story. (via unfriendable.com)

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