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5 Products that mark you as a pathetic piece of human meat

March 01, 2013 11:45 AM | permalink

Posted by Tina

Want the world to know you cry into your taco salad on a nightly basis while watching reruns of Three’s Company because no one loves you and you’re all alone? Then invest in dumb things like a tissue-dispensing pillow and/or 4,500 Facebook friends you’ve never met! Click below for those and several more telltale signs you need to get out more.

Note: Blow-up dolls are not an indication of being a pathetic loser… so y’all can display your plastic Sarah Palin with pride.

5 Products That Let People Know You’re Desperately Lonely

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