The next time you feel like touching yourself in public and a passersby questions your lewd actions, simply blame your peep show on your overly petite attire.
A Pennsylvania man did just that when officers caught him masturbating outside a convenience store. Talk about an excuse for the record books. Click below for the disgusting story in full.
Man With Penis Out In Open Says It’s Because His Pants Shrunk: Cops
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