Where were you when you first saw Bird Turd Jesus?  Follow that link if you want to know more about a guy dreaming of millions on eBay selling miraculous bird poop. Maybe it was all a sign that we should be focusing less on bird poop and more on these dumb Facebook posts.  LEt’s do that, shall we?

1. And this genius post is proof of that. (via lamebook.com)

2. Corporations are lovers, my friend. (via guyism.com)

3. I can think of worse things. Like a DUI. (via failbook.com)

4. People already do this. It’s called the ‘duck face’, and it isn’t pretty. (via brobible.com)

5. You need a dictionary. (via vappingo.com)

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