Did you ever see the movie It’s a Wonderful Life? It’s a charming Christmas tale of redemption and self-acceptance, when a good man reaches a low point in his life, and his community rallies around him, supports him and shows him that no man who has friends is ever truly alone.
And now we have the porn version of that.
No, not a porn parody, although if there was a porn parody, I’m pretty sure I’d know what would have distracted Uncle Billy at the bank. I mean a real-life version of a man who gets bailed out by his community in a time of need. And he happens to be a porn freak.
Earlie Johnson, a 43-year old welder in Muskegon, Michigan allegedly had his home broken into by thieves, who made off with his porn collection worth an estimated $7,500. That’s a LOT of porn. The distraught Mr. Johnson, after seeing his beloved spank-bank plundered, pondered leaping off a bridge into the icy water below before his guardian angel, Clarence interceded on his behalf went to the media and complained. It was then that his true guardian angel, a porn producer named Mike Kulich of Monarchy Distribution intervened, and immediately pledged to send Johnson, who Kulich has dubbed “the Hugh Hefner of Muskegon,” 200 brand new porn DVDs. Kulich also offered Johnson two free tickets to the Adult Entertainment Expo held in Las Vegas, and other porn companies, including Naughty America, Girlfriends Films, AMK Empire/AMKingdom.com and Exquisite Films/Juicy Video are reported to be coming to Johnson’s aid as well.
So here’s to Earlie Johnson! The richest man in town, if money were porn!
And remember, every time a bell rings, an angel gets…well let’s not dwell on what the angel gets.
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[Earlie Johnson's Stolen Porn Collection Replentished By Porn Companies]
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