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This girl is selling her farts in a dainty sealed jar

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FartsHey, remember the chick who was selling her farts in a jar? No? Well it’s hilarious, anyway.

Her stank eBay ad stated, “I farted by my brother and it made him literally sick. He said I should ‘Sell That Sh*t’ So I decided to take his word for it. I have been doing research on the best ways to fart in a container and have the smell be just as potent as a fresh fart.” The ad went into detail exactly how she goes about letting one rip in a small glass container.

It gets better! Toot McFartyson also included a photo of herself with the jar of anal air. Just for fun, here is how you fart in a jar if you feel like making money off your own butt puffs:

fart jar
For Sale: A Jar of Farts

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