A thought that should never cross your mind: “I think I’ll hit up my child’s school assembly and show off my new lacy thong to the underage masses.”
Oddly, a young New York mother contemplated doing just that — and according to police, she did. Aydrea Meaders, pictured, reportedly got very lewd when she performed an act that included stripping and dancing to an imaginary song in her head for a large group of elementary school students. So much for health education.
Click below for the full story, along with a few other asinine things you should never do in your birthday suit:
Mom Disrupts School Assembly By Stripping, Cops Say
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