Happy Presidents’ Day! Or is it Washington’s Birthday? Well, if your boss forgot today was a federal holiday, then happy nothing. If you were lucky enough to get the day off then you get to celebrate the great leaders of this nation who found the courage to wrestle bears, fight aliens, and paint a ‘selfie’ in retirement. Show your Presidents’ Day spirit by checking out the dumbest Facebook posts in the land.

1. Just learned who the dumbest person on Facebook is. (via guyism.com)

2. It is weird that you still have any friends on Facebook. (via brobible.com)

3. Try asking Child Protective Services. They’ll know exactly what to do. (via imgflip.com)

4. Friending your creepy uncle: Bad idea or worst idea? (via fyeahidiotsonfacebook.tumblr.com)

5. The Lord helps those who helps themselves to a dictionary. (via failbook.com)

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