Keep your baby batter in your britches… or at home, guys. Most certainly don’t bring it to Wally World.
Cops in Farmington, N.M. are on the lookout for a man who is said to have thrown semen onto various women at Walmart. Supposedly, this splooge-and-scram fella has been up to tossin’ hijinks since 2010. If you get creamed during your next shopping trip, don’t say we didn’t warn ya.
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Attention Walmart Shoppers, Beware The Man Throwing Semen
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