Forget about cheap wine, wilted flowers, mystery chocolates and pointless stuffed bulldogs.
Make this an unforgettable Valentine’s Day for your lover with a gift so beyond weird, it’ll make Charlie Sheen look tame. From a lipstick-shaped vibrator to extremely phallic toast, peep the oddest V-Day gifts you’ll never see at your local CVS:
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