How am I ever going to get laid if I don’t think I’m sexy as hell and can’t get past my love handles and lopsided chesticles? I’d gladly give up macaroni & cheese forever to look like Kate Upton, but my three wishes expired.
Heads up, your insecurities are just the tip of the mushroom — your noggin is fracking with your ability to have great sex, and you don’t even know it:
6 Ways Your Brain Is Sabotaging Your Sex Life
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