You could watch Puppy Bowl IX instead. Surely that’s some quality alternative programming?
Not so fast. The Puppy Bowl has hedgehog cheerleaders, it’s not even close to live and the players will peeing all over the field. And that’s just for starters…
What other horrors await viewers of this furry travesty that tries to pass itself off as a sport?
Many. Check out our exclusive investigative report on the Puppy Bowl in handy photo gallery form. And my investigative we mean we Googled, wrote hilarious copy and included many cute pictures of puppies.
Image seen here: Thanks to Celia Jerome