Zooey Deschanel could fart at the dinner table in front of your mom and it would be abso-fricking-lutely adorable. This is not normal. Girls want to be her, guys want to bang her. And in some magically-manufactured form of attainability, Zooey makes this seem slightly possible. Well, sorry to burst your fantasy bubble, Zooey stalkers, but it’s NOT. Proof lies in these four spot-on Zooey myths, busted.
There, there. Just walk into your Tardis, shut the door, and cry into your 500 Days of Summer DVD.