Would you like some advice on how to talk to girls? Of course you would, so here’s some for free:
DO NOT TAKE ROMANTIC ADVICE FROM A TINY CHILD PRETENDING TO BE AN ADULT. (video after the jump)
It’s bad enough when tiny children give you advice on movies, but this is hard to watch. While some of this advice sounds compelling and possibly good, just imagine for a moment the following scenario:
You meet a young man in his late 20′s, and over the course of your conversation, he casually brings up that he wrote a book when he was 9 about how to talk to girls. Let that sink in. Now where is this conversation happening, in your mind? Where is this guy?
A mental hospital?
Separatist compound maybe?
Meetinghouse/orgy mat of an obscure bigamy cult?
I’m not far off, am I?
I can’t wait for this kid’s next book: “HOW TO MAKE GIRLS STOP TALKING FOREVER.”
You know what girls really want? Honesty. And once you get talking to a girl, she doesn’t want to hear you read a book called “How to talk to girls.” And she REALLY doesn’t want to hear it was written by an nine year old.
(h/t Tosh.o Blog)
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