Advertisers get paid the big bucks to pretend their crap is better than the competitor’s, which is why they make the most simple, everyday items sound like rocket science.
These slimy product-pushers pile on the drama and exaggeration until we’re convinced our teeth will fall out if we don’t use their mega-whitening, gingivitis-fighting toothpaste. Seriously? It’s toothpaste. That’s like saying my mirror is better than your mirror. Time to look yourself hard in one or two and tell us if one makes you feel fresher than springtime and the other makes you cry.
6 Simple Products That Advertisers Pretend Are Complicated
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