From loopy signatures to AIG’s threat to sue the very government that saved them, it seems like as the temperature drops so does our collective I.Q. And that’s especially true about this weeks batch of Facebook fails!  So grab a cup of cocoa and check out posts and status updates that will warm you with their piping-hot display of dumb.

1. Maybe you can get ‘Angle’ to add one of those little red squiggly lines underneath the tattoo. (via guyism.com)

2. I had no idea the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man was so gangsta! (via nodescriptionavailable.com)

3. Shaving lesson #1: Do not attempt while going around the first puberty curve.  It’s a doozie! (via Buzzfeed)

4. With friends like these… who needs school? (via failbook.com)

5. Veal is apparently a vegetable on planet stupid. (via CollegeHumor)

6.  As reported by the Huffington Post, this guy allegedly did something criminally stupid. (via Huffington Post)

7. The sound check alone must have taken forever. (via collegehumor.com)

8. Stand down Captain Obvious, this one figured it out on their own. (via guyism.com)

9. And tomorrow’s weather forecast: Oxygen. (via brobible.com)

10. No worries dude, we’re sure there are plenty of cops who’ll be serious about this post. (via ourscreenshots.tumblr.com)

11. This status update is unbearable. Yes, we went there. (via guyism.com)

12. And here we see the majestic half-wit in it’s natural habitat: Facebook. (via brobible.com)

13. Covering your baby in your germ-covered life savings. Now that’s some good parenting right there. (via thechive.com)

14. It may be time for Frank to get a restraining order against Facebook. (via theloveapple.tumblr.com)

15. This wish is nearly as unrealistic as every episode of “Leave It To Beaver”. (via humortrain.com)

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