Hockey fans and Canadians rejoice, the NHL lockout is officially over! What could possibly be better way to start off a new week?  OK besides tickets to watch the Bikini Hockey League in action… Yes, a fresh batch of Facebook fails! Here are five posts and status updates dumber than the amount of time it took for those pro hockey bozos to come to an agreement.

1. This status update is unbearable. Yes, we went there. (via guyism.com)

2. And here we see the majestic half-wit in it’s natural habitat: Facebook. (via brobible.com)

3. Covering your baby in your germ-covered life savings. Now that’s some good parenting right there. (via thechive.com)

4. It may be time for Frank to get a restraining order against Facebook. (via theloveapple.tumblr.com)

5. This wish is nearly as unrealistic as every episode of “Leave It To Beaver”. (via humortrain.com)

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