Celebrities get paid the big bucks to appear in advertisements because folks listen to them. They’re rich, they’re famous…so they must be doing something right. Surely Crest toothpaste can change your life, too!
The fact that impressionable people actually care about what celebutards have to say is absolutely frightening. Why? Because two of the most influential morons of our time are Jenny McCarthy and Tom Cruise. Do you really want your kids listening to a man who abused Oprah’s couch? No. No, you don’t.