“It’s not the size of your love stick, it’s how you use it.” Or so they say.
I say, “WHO GIVES A FRACK?” As a single lady, I’m not out sausage-shopping. When I meet a nice young man, I don’t whip a ruler out of my handbag to see how he measures up before deciding if he’s date-worthy. If I dig a dude, his micro member will hardly be a deal breaker.
There’s nothing you can do about your massive manhood or lack thereof, so why debate it? But if you insist on seeing how you measure up for some dumb reason, these facts about it may shock you and your wee willy:
Alarming New Facts About The ‘Does Size Matter’ Debate
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