Today is perhaps the biggest returns day of the year.  If you’re smart you are far away from malls where throngs of people are trying to dump crap they got yesterday from well-meaning, clueless friends and relatives.  And at the same time tons of people are trying to buy up junk and then possibly gift it to others without them knowing they bought it on the cheap.

But what do you do when you get something you don’t want?  How to react without making the gifter chuck a cranberry spritzer in your face?  Luckily we’ve found an instructional after the jump.  Special bonus: Our own dumb blogger Ritch Duncan shows up in a hilarious cameo at the end of the vid.  Enjoy!

GROWN-UP WORDS: Cordial Responses for Gifts You Do Not Want is from Kevin Maher.