Alexis Texas. Allie Haze. Tera Patrick. You might have heard of these sexy porn stars, but what are their “Porn Names?”

No, not the stage names they use in films, I’m talking about the old “porn name game,” where you combine the name of your first childhood pet with the street you grew up on, with hilarious results. In November, I took a trip to the EXXXotica convention in Edison, New Jersey and asked a number of REAL porn stars what their porn names were. Some of them were sexier than others — doubt anyone would buy an adult film starring “Olaf Snowden” — but none of them failed to entertain.

After the jump check out the whole video, and if you get really motivated, leave YOUR porn name in the comments!

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