Zuckerberg’s latest scheme to own the world’s largest stock photo website failed after the uproar it caused. Personally, I  think it’s because they took a good look at some of the nightmare fuel Instagrams they were dealing with. Check out these five status updates that are dumber than the billion dollars Zuckerberg paid for a crappy, opportunistic photo sharing service.

1. Looks like Steven has quite the small problem on his hands. (via guyism.com)

2. I see someone who needs to go back to school. (via imightbeajenius.tumblr.com)

3. Unleash the mighty fury of MS Paint! (via nodescriptionavailable.com)

4.  You are perfectly dumb to us, but luckily, you don’t care what we think. (via whatspopularnow.com)

5. Looks like somebody could’ve had a “friend with benefits” but it just went right over his/her head. (via lolzpicx.tumblr.com)

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