If you’re going to send a Christmas card to your nearest and dearest, please don’t send something they would be embarrassed to stick on the fridge. Don’t pose naked. Don’t force your ol’ man to wear a princess dress. Don’t send a photo of your dead grandma. And please don’t stick your kiddos in bacon vests. Wait, actually, bacon vests are awesome.
Learn from these dumb Christmas cards, and stick to tasteful photos of your babies and cats.