Apparently a trio of crazy criminal types hatched an insane plot to murder and castrate Justin Bieber at his NYC show. There is a pop music-lovin’ God, because these scumbags were immediately caught and given their due punishment — listening to the Biebster’s “Under The Mistletoe” Christmas single on repeat in a windowless room for the remainder of December. I kid about that last part because to me — THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!
We are all relieved that Bieber and his hair and his glorious angel’s voice are in the clear — and that he broke up with Selena. Check out the story below for the full details, including the super dumb way the bad guys got caught.