A few days ago a monkey wearing a coat and diapers escaped from it’s owner and ran wild at an IKEA in Toronto. That isn’t the plot for a “Mall Cop” sequel, that really happened. What kind of person would keep a monkey as a pet? Probably the same kind of people on this list. Check out these five dumb Facebook users who shouldn’t even be allowed to have a pet rock.

1. Checkmate, science! (via brobible.com)

2. Sorry fellas, but the morning sickness diet is only for the ladies. (via nodescriptionavailable.com)

3. I think this requires further study! (via guyism.com)

4. The Idiocracy is proceeding according to schedule. (via jtat92.tumblr.com)

5. Seems this is a common “allergy” for Americans. (via failbook.com)

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