Breaking bad at break-ins news: In Florida one Jason Michael Adams, pictured, was working to install a burglar alarm when he was arrested and charged with burglary for allegedly attempting to boost more than $40,000 worth of jewelry from a Boca Raton home. [sun-sentinel.com]
Potting your home up for sale: Granite counters? Stainless steel appliances? Big whoop. In Australia someone perusing a real estate site noticed a house listing that included pictures of marijuana plants in the garden. You think that would get the house sold, but no, it got the homeowner in hot water. [news.com.au]
Reality bites: Naked biting binge at public baths in Munich leads to limits on alcohol. [planetivy.com]
The tooth hurts: And in other biting news, Oates allegedly bites Hall. Funny ’cause it’s true. [newsnet5.com]
Drug bust: In Spain a woman was arrested for allegedly attempting to smuggle cocaine in her breast implants. [ABC news]
Jury doodie: The “theft” of a $13 broken glow-in-the-dark toilet seat may go to trial in Maine. Nothing better than the motto on the seat packaging, “When you gotta go, it’s gotta glow!” [wlbz2.com]
Pixelated pee pee: Who gets pulled over, is about to get let go and then gets arrested for allegedly urinating on a police officer’s patrol car? This guy. Special bonus: Dashcam footage with cop saying, “You just pissed on my car!” [wtsp.com]
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