It was a big week for Lakers star Kobe Bryant as he scored his 30,000th career point on Wednesday, becoming the 5th player in NBA history to reach such a milestone. Think that’s impressive?  I stayed up past midnight just to watch the new “Star Trek Into Darkness” trailer.  Wow, right?  Anyway, check out these fifteen Facebook users who are even bigger disappointments to their parents than I am.

1. A Twilight fan doesn’t like a zombie movie? I’ll take that as an endorsement! (via mikesteverob.tumblr.com)

2. And don’t forget the spelling! (via lolwutdotjpg.tumblr.com)

3. I totally agree! A nerdy experimental physicist dating the hottie next door? Yeah right! (via fbfundies.com)

4. The phone short circuited soon afterwards. (via daveydorko.tumblr.com)

5. Live hard. Die dumb. (via feelgood-day.tumblr.com)

6. Note to self: Warming butt on wood stove is really stupid. (via theamericankid.com)

7. And the father of the year award goes to… (via fandomsaremyhorcruxes.tumblr.com)

8. Hold on officer, I’m posting on Facebook. (via hilarioushumorfromouterspace.com)

9. This post is kind of fishy. (via topherchris.com)

10. Another status update from a ‘low information’ voter. (via nodescriptionavailable.com)

11. Keep this on the DL Facebook. (via failblog.com)

12. Obviously, she’s with team stupid. (via shineandfade.tumblr.com)