In honor of World AIDS Day last weekend, China held its first-ever masturbation contest, which amounted to masked Asian men oogling a blow-up doll while allowing their mature sperm to travel from the epididymis through the vas deferens, which propels their sperm forward through smooth muscle contractions towards the ampulla, where secretions from the seminal vesicle are added before being deposited into a plastic bucket. It’s the stuff nightmares are made of.* Watch above, if you dare.
Masturbation Contest In China Held To Celebrate Safe Sex On World AIDS Day (NSFW VIDEO)
*We made the act of splooge sound all scientific to make this news item seem OK, which it is not.
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