No, we should not be deep-frying avocado. Avocado Fries
No, we should not have “total dirty cookie on cookie action.” Brown Butter Double Fudge Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cookies
No, this DIY rainbow piñata cookie tutorial should not be haunting my dreams. Piñata cookie gallery
Yes, Katherine Perez, 26, allegedly assaulted a co-worker over a piece of birthday cake. Woman Charged With Assault Over a Piece of Birthday Cake
Yes, if you find a stranger eating soup in your apartment, report it to the police because next time he’ll come back and take a naked snooze. Man arrested after eating soup, sleeping in apartment that wasn’t his
Yes, this man, 37-year-old Daniel DiFranco, allegedly caused $5000 worth of damage to his hotel room because he could not get pizza delivery there. Man Trashes Hotel Room Over Pizza Delivery.
And yes, an 18-year-old named Taz is allegedly a little devil for stabbing his mom’s boyfriend for eating turkey leftovers. Man Stabbed Victim Who Ate Turkey Leftovers
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