It’s rumored that Warner Brothers will cast actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s character John Blake from “The Dark Night Rises” as Batman in the new “Justice League” movie. Gordon-Levitt’s reps have refuted the rumor entirely. That’s a shame because we love to see failarious ideas in action. Oh wait — failure in a public forum? We gots that! Start popping the corn and come along on this highly entertaining journey with us…
1. I’m guessing this person isn’t an English Major at the University of Alabama. (via nbclatino.com)
2. Eat poison berries. They grow in the ground too. The Lord wouldn’t have made them look delish if he didn’t want you to munch ‘em. (via fbfundies.com)
3. I think we can all agree on the dumb part. (via runningwithmisha.tumblr.com)
4. Never think twice about using the spell checker. (via emericat.tumblr.com)
5. Sooooooooo dumb! (via failblog.org)
6. In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that my stupidity is attached to all of my status updates and should be subject to ridicule by the masses. (via nodescriptionavailable.com)
7. This is why veteran probation officers will always dress like pizza delivery guys when making the rounds. (via lokalrunde.tumblr.com)
8. Dude! I am totes lovin this skin cancer! (via fosteringthepeoplelove.tumblr.com)
9. This person is 100 percent stupid. (via rummyj.tumblr.com)
10. Tiny mind, BLOWN! (via criticalacclaim86.tumblr.com)
11. Or you could just stop doing both. But what do I know, I’m just a guy who’s never been in a car wreck. (via valsen.tumblr.com)
12. Ann Romney’s brief foray into cooking didn’t turn out quite like she’d hoped. (via jokeham-samich.tumblr.com)
13. Crackin’ backs for Jesus! (fbfundies.com)
14. Grammar is clearly not one of her special skills. (via rachelaldridge.tumblr.com)
15. Now if only he can learn the spell to get himself a girlfriend, he’ll be set. (via thefaultinourserenity.tumblr.com)
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